This Shouldn’t Have Been There
So picture this: I’m doing laundry at my boyfriend’s place. Totally normal, boring task. I’m tossing socks around, trying not to accidentally wash anything that belongs to his roommate—just the usual roommate-cohabitation chaos. And then I spot this thing. It was gray, kind of pointy, about the size of a carrot, and weirdly… human-shaped? Not … Read more